oimatchstickman:

wobbufetts:

aidn:

how the hell do i talk to people

Stand in front of them and press A

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(via apatheticstoic)

I do not seek to quench your love’s hot fire,
But qualify the fire’s extreme rage,
Lest it should burn above the bounds of reason.
— Lucetta (The Two Gentlemen of Verona, Act II scene vii)

(via loklupau)

susu6:

i’ll kick anyone’s ass. i’ll kick your ass. i’ll kick your dog’s ass. i’ll kick my own ass

susu6:

i’ll kick anyone’s ass. i’ll kick your ass. i’ll kick your dog’s ass. i’ll kick my own ass

(via scramblesthedethdealer)

orangewave:

when you see a pretty anime boy from a show you don’t watch on your dash like
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(via norsk-skjonnhet)

miljathefailcat:

"Luckily I have an ace up my sleeve!" I smirk and roll my sleeve up. A confused asexual rolls out, blinking in the sudden light.

(via scramblesthedethdealer)

capriciousguru:

satyrbuddy:

slugbox:

FINALLY THIS IS ON MY FUCKING DASH AFTER YEARS. I HAVE BEEN WAITING FOR THIS GIFSET.

My mornings.

pictured above, knightbloggers

(via scramblesthedethdealer)

If i had a dick i think the first thing i would do is swordfight someone

stay in school. Don’t drink.

+thedebauchedklokateer

"You here for archery training?"

[Sure, she wasn’t a klokateer anymore, but that wouldn’t stop her from donating a little time to her Archery Lines. This gear didn’t look much liean archer, but hell, she wouldn’t make any assumptions.]