theotherwesley:

Me getting up in the morning like 

Stretchin’. Hittin’ the keyboard like

Friends comin’ online like



DID YOu SEE tHE THINGg MY GOD

(via scramblesthedethdealer)

"Well, you need to lose something to gain something."

zodiacsociety:

- Capricorn (zodiacsociety)

onlylolgifs:

Accidentally hurting someone vs. accidentally hurting an animal

(via gutt-fra-norge)

sosa-parks:

I wouldn’t date a tall female bruh we gon get in a argument and she gon put my phone on the top of the fridge

(via gutt-fra-norge)

reblog if you want your followers to tell you one thing they secretly think about you.

asker

a-former-klokateer asked: Heard youre trying to head back to Tribunal HQ, eh? Like it better there?

assassinturnedally:

a-former-klokateer:

assassinturnedally:

assassinturnedally:

Always have, never made any secret of that.

I just don’t want to be here anymore.

[nods] Might do you some good to get away for a while, even if its just a break. Course, i don’t really know your situation. Might rock talk easier with someone you trust. [smirk]

I trust no one.

Its worth it to find someone.

Send me “Kid Again” and my muse will be a child for the duration of a thread

xenawarriorprincess007:

countsassmaster:

sorchaception:

"And just what the hell am I supposed to do with these?"

"I requested minions of darkness, and you gave my fluffy jellybeans."

FLUFFY JELLYBEANS

xenawarriorprincess007:

countsassmaster:

sorchaception:

"And just what the hell am I supposed to do with these?"

"I requested minions of darkness, and you gave my fluffy jellybeans."

FLUFFY JELLYBEANS

(via gutt-fra-norge)

  • demon: i possessed you
  • me: get the fuck out
  • demon: damn...aight...rude ass bitch...i just need a place to stay my girl kicked me out and i aint got no money...
  • me: shit man, you can stay but don't be spinning my head like an owl and shit